tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-217217162011-12-14T20:55:11.296-06:00A musical theater tribute to our greatest President ever!e_fivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09748911396185331572noreply@blogger.comBlogger81100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21721716.post-1144965899506903872006-04-13T17:03:00.000-05:002006-04-13T17:04:59.516-05:00Wanted!<br />Friends of good friends<br />We know we can trust.<br /><br />Wanted!<br />Young men and women<br />With a steely resolve.<br /><br />Wanted!<br />Eager young people<br />Who will follow instructions.<br /><br />Wanted!<br />True believers<br />Who want to belong and can keep a big, big secret…..<br /><br />Join the Cabal!<br />We make the call<br />Nothing can stop us from stealing it all<br /><br />Rewards are on tap for loyal performers<br />Lobbying gigs for faithful confomers<br />Lucrative posts for quashing informers<br />Powerful jobs for smearing reformers<br /><br />Join the Cabal!<br />We’ll stand up tall<br />No laws can prevent us from having it all.<br /><br />Terror and war will cause a distraction<br />We’ll scare all the suckers and cause a reaction<br />Our treasury will certainly feel the subtraction<br />‘Til our brokers and bankers achieve satisfaction.<br /><br />Join the Cabal!<br />We make the call<br />Nothing can stop us from stealing it all.<br /><br />Rewards are on tap for loyal performers<br />Lobbying gigs for faithful confomers<br />Lucrative posts for quashing informers<br />Powerful jobs for smearing reformers<br /><br />Join the Cabal!<br />We’ll stand up tall<br />No laws can prevent us from having it all.<br /><br />Terror and war will cause a distraction<br />We’ll scare all the suckers and cause a reaction<br />Our treasury will certainly feel the subtraction<br />‘Til our brokers and bankers achieve satisfaction.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21721716-114496589950690387?l=bushmusical.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>e_fivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09748911396185331572noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21721716.post-1142611685057958942006-03-17T10:06:00.000-06:002006-03-29T12:08:27.106-06:00She killed her ex-boyfriend at 17<br />Laura, Laura<br />She gets excited by the guillotine<br />Laura, Laura<br /><br />She carried my demon seed<br />Laura, Laura<br />The evil twins were an evil deed<br />Laura, Laura<br /><br />She gets so turned on by the killing<br />Laura, Laura<br />She thinks life isn’t worth a shilling<br />Laura, Laura<br /><br />She and my evil mother<br />Form a mutual admiration society<br />They belittle the poor<br />And spread callousness and anxiety.<br />She smokes like a chimney<br />And swears like a sailor<br />But if you were Satan himself<br />There is no way you could tailor<br />Two people so evil<br />And matched so well<br />To work like a team<br />The pro team from hell.<br /><br />How’m I doing coach?<br /><br />She killed her ex-boyfriend at 17<br />Laura, Laura<br />She gets excited by the guillotine<br />Laura, Laura<br /><br />She carried my demon seed<br />Laura, Laura<br />The evil twins were an evil deed<br />Laura, Laura<br /><br />She gets so turned on by the killing<br />Laura, Laura<br />She thinks life isn’t worth a shilling<br />Laura, Laura<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7643/804/1600/IMG_5372.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7643/804/320/IMG_5372.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21721716-114261168505795894?l=bushmusical.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>e_fivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09748911396185331572noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21721716.post-1142462793235178112006-03-15T16:45:00.000-06:002006-03-29T11:44:24.830-06:00I am just a humble Texas boy<br />Sent by Jesus to save the world<br />I am just a humble Texas boy<br />On a mission from God to spread His word<br /><br />There must be some divine intervention<br />For how else could a man<br />Who can’t pay attention<br />Rise to the top of the political profession?<br /><br />Or maybe there is some other explanation<br />For my unlikely rise to power<br />To the head of the nation<br />Could it be… a deal with Satan?<br /><br />I am just a simple Texas man<br />Sent by Satan to enact his plan<br />I am just a simple Texas man<br />Doing the Devil’s work whenever I can<br /><br />How else can you explain the reign of evil<br />Murder, kidnapping, war<br />And lurid torture for thrill<br />Am I the vessel for the beastmaster’s will?<br /><br />Or maybe my mission is to save the world<br />From Godlessness, evil, sin<br />And the soulless herd<br />Do I pronounce the good or the evil words?<br /><br />I am just a humble Texas boy<br />Sent by Jesus to save the world<br />I am just a simple Texas man<br />Sent by Satan to enact his plan<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7643/804/1600/bushcanta050412_300.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7643/804/320/bushcanta050412_300.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21721716-114246279323517811?l=bushmusical.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>e_fivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09748911396185331572noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21721716.post-1141774369729818492006-03-07T17:28:00.000-06:002006-03-29T11:40:21.963-06:00When I picked you up at your house<br />At a quarter to eight<br />Your dad’s Mercedes in the driveway,<br />Gee, you’re really looking great!<br /><br />I knew that we had something<br />That could really go far<br />We’re going to the movies<br />Daddy let me use the car!<br /><br />We’ve got something here<br />I’m really popular<br />And you’re a cheerleader<br />Hey!<br /><br />Doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo<br />I guess we’re in Republican Love<br />Doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo<br />I guess we’re in Republican Love<br /><br />With my daddy’s bucks behind me<br />I know I can never fail<br />I may even reach the White House<br />Like my hero, Danny Quayle.<br /><br />My brand new car is groovy<br />And my GPA is low<br />“Don’t Worry, Be Happy”<br />On the radio.<br /><br /><br />We’ve got something here<br />My daddy’s rich<br />And you’re a cheerleader<br />Hey!<br /><br />Doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo<br />I guess we’re in Republican Love<br />Doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo<br />I guess we’re in Republican Love<br /><br />Homeless families on the corner<br />Don’t it make you wanna sob?<br />We pass in the convertible<br />And holler “Get a job!”<br /><br />Some people criticize us<br />And they say we’re unaware<br />They think we’re mean and callous<br />But the fact is, we don’t care!<br /><br />We’ve got something here<br />I’ve got a Porsche<br />And you’re a cheerleader<br />Hey!<br /><br />Doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo<br />I guess we’re in Republican Love<br />Doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo<br />I guess we’re in Republican Love<br /><br />Doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo<br />I guess we’re in Republican Love<br />Doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo<br />I guess we’re in Republican Love<br /><br /><b><a href="http://www.ramblermania.com/music/republicanlove.mp3">Click here to download mp3</a></b><br /><br /><img src="http://lawrencegriffin.canalblog.com/images/Bush_guitar.jpg"><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21721716-114177436972981849?l=bushmusical.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>e_fivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09748911396185331572noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21721716.post-1141319618553669602006-03-02T11:11:00.000-06:002006-03-29T12:07:41.773-06:00When I’m sad and a little depressed<br />And feel so down I don’t want to get dressed<br />I just imagine that the button is pressed<br />And the world explodes in a glorious bloodfest….<br /><br />Oh, we’re piling up the bodies<br />In a rotting pile of flesh<br />We’re blowing off the limbs<br />Of the evil Muslim pests<br /><br />When I hear the tape recordings<br />Of a Muslim torture scream<br />I get a little woody<br />In my sexy torture dream<br /><br />So we’ll Keep the Killing Coming<br />Master Satan will demand<br />We’ll Keep the Killing Coming<br />It’s a part of Satan’s plan<br /><br />We’ll Keep the Killing Coming<br />And make money from it too<br />We’ll Keep the Killing Coming<br />It’s the evil thing to do.<br /><br />We’ll Keep the Killing Coming<br />The Democrats are through<br />We’ll Keep the Killing Coming<br />And then next we’ll come for you.<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7643/804/1600/rummy%20and%20dolly.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7643/804/320/rummy%20and%20dolly.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21721716-114131961855366960?l=bushmusical.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>e_fivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09748911396185331572noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21721716.post-1140110644353497212006-02-16T11:22:00.000-06:002006-03-29T11:56:33.513-06:00To the Treasury we go!<br />With bags and cases and trunks in tow<br />To be filled with bills and bonds and dough<br />With our taxes cut to a dangerous low<br />And the poor folks screwed by their HMO<br />With the lobbyist cash piling up like snow<br />Let the corporate interests run the show<br />And determine where our troops will go<br />Oh..... what a glorious era this is!<br /><br />Loot the Treasury we will!<br />We’ll take every bond and coin and bill<br />And leave nothing there but an eerie still<br />No bid contracts let us torture and kill<br />There’s no high like the luscious bloodlust thrill<br />And we’ll spy on folks who don’t take the pill<br />Or the liberal jerks on Capitol Hill<br />Who are foolish enough to deny our will<br />Still… what a glorious era this is!<br /><br />To the Treasury we ride!<br />We’re after the delicious stuff inside<br />The bills and the bonds and the debt we hide <br />Our will is a force that won’t be denied<br />It’s a glorious radical right wing tide<br />Nobody cares that we killed and we lied<br />And the people shrug when we tell them we spied<br />You’d think they all were hypnotized….<br />It’s positively supersized…. What a glorious era this is!<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7643/804/1600/cheney_throwing_money.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7643/804/320/cheney_throwing_money.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21721716-114011064435349721?l=bushmusical.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>e_fivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09748911396185331572noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21721716.post-1139855716352902012006-02-13T12:34:00.000-06:002006-03-29T11:52:33.286-06:00Cities in ruins and treasuries stolen<br />The poor floating face down and rich wallets swollen<br />Racism rising and vacation flings<br />These are a few of my favorite things<br /><br />Creationist classrooms and buildings in ashes<br />Lobbyist windfalls and light sticks in asses<br />Torture and war while cash registers ring<br />These are a few of my favorite things<br /><br />Headstones in graveyards and banners on coffins<br />Bright terror warnings and casualties often<br />Late empty gestures, the drowning it brings!<br />These are a few of my favorite things<br /><br />When the polls drop<br />When the press stings<br />When I’m feeling sad<br />I simply remember my favorite things<br />And then I don’t feel so bad<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7643/804/1600/bush-wink.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7643/804/320/bush-wink.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21721716-113985571635290201?l=bushmusical.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>e_fivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09748911396185331572noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21721716.post-1138655134387088552006-01-30T15:01:00.000-06:002006-03-29T11:49:58.486-06:00We love you President<br />Oh yes we do<br />We love you President<br />And will be true<br />When you're not near us<br />We're blue<br />Oh, President, we love you<br />We love you President!<br />We love you President!<br /><br />Oh Beautiful for spacious skies, We love you, President<br />Oh, yes we do!<br />For amber waves of grain. We love you, President, and we'll be true.<br />A-A-America America, Oh, oh, President, we love you<br />God shed His grace on thee. We love you, President, and we'll be true.<br /><br />For he's a fine upstanding, av'rage, modest, patriotic,<br />healthy, normal American,<br />American boy!<br /><br /><a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7643/804/1600/bush_flag.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/7643/804/320/bush_flag.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/21721716-113865513438708855?l=bushmusical.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>e_fivehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09748911396185331572noreply@blogger.com0