Laura, Laura

She killed her ex-boyfriend at 17
Laura, Laura
She gets excited by the guillotine
Laura, Laura

She carried my demon seed
Laura, Laura
The evil twins were an evil deed
Laura, Laura

She gets so turned on by the killing
Laura, Laura
She thinks life isn’t worth a shilling
Laura, Laura

She and my evil mother
Form a mutual admiration society
They belittle the poor
And spread callousness and anxiety.
She smokes like a chimney
And swears like a sailor
But if you were Satan himself
There is no way you could tailor
Two people so evil
And matched so well
To work like a team
The pro team from hell.

How’m I doing coach?

She killed her ex-boyfriend at 17
Laura, Laura
She gets excited by the guillotine
Laura, Laura

She carried my demon seed
Laura, Laura
The evil twins were an evil deed
Laura, Laura

She gets so turned on by the killing
Laura, Laura
She thinks life isn’t worth a shilling
Laura, Laura