Laura, Laura

She killed her ex-boyfriend at 17
Laura, Laura
She gets excited by the guillotine
Laura, Laura

She carried my demon seed
Laura, Laura
The evil twins were an evil deed
Laura, Laura

She gets so turned on by the killing
Laura, Laura
She thinks life isn’t worth a shilling
Laura, Laura

She and my evil mother
Form a mutual admiration society
They belittle the poor
And spread callousness and anxiety.
She smokes like a chimney
And swears like a sailor
But if you were Satan himself
There is no way you could tailor
Two people so evil
And matched so well
To work like a team
The pro team from hell.

How’m I doing coach?

She killed her ex-boyfriend at 17
Laura, Laura
She gets excited by the guillotine
Laura, Laura

She carried my demon seed
Laura, Laura
The evil twins were an evil deed
Laura, Laura

She gets so turned on by the killing
Laura, Laura
She thinks life isn’t worth a shilling
Laura, Laura

I am Just a Humble Texas Boy

I am just a humble Texas boy
Sent by Jesus to save the world
I am just a humble Texas boy
On a mission from God to spread His word

There must be some divine intervention
For how else could a man
Who can’t pay attention
Rise to the top of the political profession?

Or maybe there is some other explanation
For my unlikely rise to power
To the head of the nation
Could it be… a deal with Satan?

I am just a simple Texas man
Sent by Satan to enact his plan
I am just a simple Texas man
Doing the Devil’s work whenever I can

How else can you explain the reign of evil
Murder, kidnapping, war
And lurid torture for thrill
Am I the vessel for the beastmaster’s will?

Or maybe my mission is to save the world
From Godlessness, evil, sin
And the soulless herd
Do I pronounce the good or the evil words?

I am just a humble Texas boy
Sent by Jesus to save the world
I am just a simple Texas man
Sent by Satan to enact his plan

Republican Love

When I picked you up at your house
At a quarter to eight
Your dad’s Mercedes in the driveway,
Gee, you’re really looking great!

I knew that we had something
That could really go far
We’re going to the movies
Daddy let me use the car!

We’ve got something here
I’m really popular
And you’re a cheerleader
Hey!

Doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo
I guess we’re in Republican Love
Doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo
I guess we’re in Republican Love

With my daddy’s bucks behind me
I know I can never fail
I may even reach the White House
Like my hero, Danny Quayle.

My brand new car is groovy
And my GPA is low
“Don’t Worry, Be Happy”
On the radio.


We’ve got something here
My daddy’s rich
And you’re a cheerleader
Hey!

Doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo
I guess we’re in Republican Love
Doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo
I guess we’re in Republican Love

Homeless families on the corner
Don’t it make you wanna sob?
We pass in the convertible
And holler “Get a job!”

Some people criticize us
And they say we’re unaware
They think we’re mean and callous
But the fact is, we don’t care!

We’ve got something here
I’ve got a Porsche
And you’re a cheerleader
Hey!

Doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo
I guess we’re in Republican Love
Doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo
I guess we’re in Republican Love

Doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo
I guess we’re in Republican Love
Doo doo doo do doo doo doo doo
I guess we’re in Republican Love

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Keep the Killing Coming

When I’m sad and a little depressed
And feel so down I don’t want to get dressed
I just imagine that the button is pressed
And the world explodes in a glorious bloodfest….

Oh, we’re piling up the bodies
In a rotting pile of flesh
We’re blowing off the limbs
Of the evil Muslim pests

When I hear the tape recordings
Of a Muslim torture scream
I get a little woody
In my sexy torture dream

So we’ll Keep the Killing Coming
Master Satan will demand
We’ll Keep the Killing Coming
It’s a part of Satan’s plan

We’ll Keep the Killing Coming
And make money from it too
We’ll Keep the Killing Coming
It’s the evil thing to do.

We’ll Keep the Killing Coming
The Democrats are through
We’ll Keep the Killing Coming
And then next we’ll come for you.